The correct response to some old geezer demanding to see your daughter’s genitals is to break their nose.
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twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris
(via that-stone-butch)
i care So Much about both of them
this guy plants drugs on people by pulling it out from behind their ear
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freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other’s beards and watched hentai together every weekend
(via sagihairius)
Watching ‘How it’s Made’ and I can’t stop moaning every time a machine does something really precise
Oh my god they’re gonna do bicycles this episode *biting my lip*
they just shot a ball at 60mph towards protective goggles and she punched the couch and moaned so loud I couldn’t hear the show
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